help me i'm stupid

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

awwww-cute:

Having trouble getting out the tent

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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(Source: zootedboy)

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

suitedick:

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

(Source: garysgalaxy)