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unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

unamusedsloth:

How koalas run

(Source: unamusedsloth)

ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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bobbyfinger:

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

(H/T Steven)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(Source: labias)

percyblackjackson:

Panic! at the last minute because i didn’t do my homework

(Source: braedenes)

hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

hermajestyjuicycouture:

DID THEY EVER THANK HIM

urso2000andlate:

"dinner’s ready"

"there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table"

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making